Satire
Comedy Scene Unsafe for Straight White Men Says Straight White Male Comedian
“I have a point of view too,” Scaletta told reporters while crying over his seventh slice of dollar pizza. Two months after leaving his career in finance behind, Joseph Scaletta, 29, of Brooklyn, is beginning to rethink his decision to pursue comedy full-time. It’s not the hustle, Scaletta says, which he’s used to—he put in…
Read MoreBREAKING NEWS: Theatre Company to Perform Shakespeare
According to a press release picked up by broadwayworld.com and literally no other publication, a theatre company somewhere will apparently be mounting a production of a play by none other than long-time, long-time-dead playwright William Shakespeare. The production, directed by someone named either Thomas or Aaron, will feature an extraordinary amount of dictation from non-equity…
Read MoreNYC Theatre Company Creates New Immersive Experience, Audience Members Work in Office Doing Literally Whatever Needs to Get Done
“It was thrilling,” Anita Donelan, 34, told reporters. “The only information I received was an address and that I’d be reporting to Sharon in Marketing.” The phone call is the beginning of NYC Staffing Inc.’s new immersive experience (currently untitled) in which audience members show up to an office and complete tedious tasks in order…
Read MoreNYC Wedding & Event Planner Announces Bid to Run for President in 2028 Because It’s So Obvious
“If I didn’t kill Karen during that DIY wedding in Long Island, just give me the nuclear codes now,” Simmons told reporters this past Sunday.
Read MoreFloating Island of “Joyless” Household Trash Discovered by 68-Year-Old Fisherman
Rhode Island fisherman discovers four ton mass of worthless, “joyless” garbage in the Atlantic Ocean.
Read MoreFYRE Festival Creator Rebrands As Bar Mitzvah Planner, David Goldstein Bitterly Disappointed
The thirteen-year-old is suing for $25,000 in mental anguish and lost friends.
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